Putin Scary Back in Halloween…

Nothing scares you not 200,000+ Covid deaths in the first half of this year alone. You seen all them slasher movies and it’s made you jaded but guess who’s Putin scary back in Halloween! TRUMP that’s who! You don’t want him re-elected but HE’S HERE TO STAY! I mean permanently!

His buddy/lover Putin has showed him the way to go. Putin changed the Constitution so he can stay in office til 2036! So TRUMP has decided to do the same.

Perhaps that won’t happen here but Trump’s re-election is inevitable. Bruce Springsteen and other celebrities say they are leaving the country. A new Supreme Court Justice has been sworn in and Ruth Bader Ginsburg is rolling in her grave.

Libtards everywhere are wailing and gnashing their teeth as if the Great Tribulation is upon us. Click link below to see the Donald’s response.

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Fakebook Blockers Hall of Shame

…well I’m fresh outta Facebook jail, the food was horrible, Mark Zuckerberg tried to make me his bitch but I’m now a free man. I’m still blocked by dozens (hundreds really) of people on FB.

Blocked, not “unfriended.” When someone blocks you on FB, you are BANISHED from EXISTENCE! You literally NO LONGER EXIST! They can’t see you, your profile, comments or posts, and you can’t see theirs. Not even on your mutual friends wall (which are usually really YOUR FRIENDS) So you could be commenting on the same post and never know it. It’s like someone pretending you don’t exist anymore AND YOU DON’T! Really it’s a pretty harsh thing to do to someone.

People usually block me over something thing stupid like a comment I made the was UNACCEPTABLE and will not be TOLERATED! And they could have just deleted that comment but no you’re now BANISHED for LIFE! And sometimes it was for the crime of TAGGING them in post and they’re too STUPID to know how to use the filter so they have to be approved first before they go on your wall. (please explain it to them!?) The sad reality is most of these people I will NEVER see or hear from again, not online nor in real life. I am truly BANISHED from EXISTENCE for all of ETERNITY!

The people that have blocked me is really shocking. Not the types you’d think would be so lactose intolerant but I guess on their wall they have to control everything and have it their way. Now I’m not saying I was never being provocative or confrontational but most of the time I was SIMPLY DISAGREEING with them! Yes we live in divisive times. Ok so here is my FAKEBOOK BLOCKERS HALL OF SHAME (it’s quite impressive):

Ace Nova ( guitar )

Adam Astroyogi Sanchez

Akasha Rosewater

Ali Ko

Allie Balducci

Angie Rainbow

Anne Hoffman (Earth Save)

Barry Sacharow (Rainbow Family)

Capt. Tom

Carl Jebodh

Chava (Rainbow Family)

Christopher Aquilo (pretend DJ)

Cosmo Ohm (Tobacco Road)

Danny Jessup (Tobacco Road)

Daniel Wolpin (U.M.)

David Mileur

Dave Tenzin

Desiree (Deadhead Mafia)

Doug Tessler (Jews for Jesus)

Dr. Bob (open mic)
Edwin C. (Nag Champyons)

Eric “Schwag” Swaggerty (Rainbow Family/sponge)

FLASH (FL NORML)

Flint Blade (punk ass)

Greg Blanchard (Rainbow Family)

Greg Schwabe (Peerless Super Eye)

Haven O’Shea (hottie)

Hawk Ivory (guitar)

Henk Milne (the Volunteers)

Israel Velez (see Johnny Dread)
Jamie Gaertner (UM)

Jarod Jacobs (Vegan)

Jeannie Partridge (guitar)

Jessie Thoreson (QAnon supporter)

Jim Wurster (Black Janet)
Johnny Dread (Cuban guy with fake Jamaican accent)

Joann Pos (P.O.S.)
John Lombardo (high school)

Josh Ritter (Vegan)
Karen Goldstein (FL NORML)

Karen Ritter (Vegan)

Lance Perry (guitar)

Larry Lustbader (Eugenicist)

Laura Hill (Wild Orchid)

Laura Joy (Jews for Jesus)

Lee Ann Ferre (Crystal Vision)
Lee Zimmerman (Miami New Times)

Len Perry (guitar)

Lotus (Crazy Fingers groupie)

Linda Stein (Rainbow)

Liz Tracy (Miami New Times)
Maji (Rainbow Family)

Maria Conchita Alonzo
Mark Miller (high school)

Mark Weiser (Tobacco Road)

Maria Hurley (FL CAN’t)

Michael Bourdin (Deadhead Mafia)

Michael Stock (WLRN)

Naomi Serret (millennial hottie)

Paul Sargent (high school)

Pat Tucci (bass)

Peter Lavezzoli (Godfather of the Deadhead Mafia)

Ralph “Rip” Perotto (drums)
Ray Orraca (drug dealer)

Rev. Mudshark (Peerless Super Eye)

Rich Aube (yoga)
Rich Uloa (Y & T Records)

Robert Mason

Sean Becker (Deadhead Mafia)

Sean Edelson (JAM I AM)

Scotia Doppleganger (Rainbow Family)
Sean Gould (Birdman’s Clambake)

Sheri Kaplan (“Telsa” reiki which is really just regular reiki but don’t tell her that she gets upset)

Smurphio (someone who should know better)

Stu Nelson (NORML’s buddy)

Tom Miller (creep from Gainesville)

Valerie Wisecracker

Vegan Man (Earth Save)

I told you the list was impressive and there’s way more! I mean have you ever pissed off that many people in your life? lol it is sad though because I really will never hear from most of them again, oh well at least now I can look at this list to remember then. Remember life’s too short to take anyone’s SHIT! WWJD?

the last time I dated a Millennial…

I lost my job. I lost my house. I still have my car, in fact I’m living in it. What can I say I met a girl, a very beautiful girl. She was probably half my age. She was my daughter’s age if I had a daughter. She was your daughter’s age. She was this woman’s daughter and she didn’t want me going out with her daughter. We had gotten close and she made her daughter tell me (over the phone) she had moved out of town. She told me she moved to California. That didn’t sound right and then she stopped answering her phone.

So a few nights later, I went by her house to see where she went. I walked up to her house to knock on the door and her Mother was outside on the porch. She told me she moved to Colorado. Confused I said, “she told me California!?” The conversation turned and her mother then asked,”what’s your intention with my daughter?” “I love her”, I said. Then she started shoving me violently and calling me really bad things. Her husband, (the daughter’s step father) heard the commotion and came out on the porch and witnessed the whole thing. I thought he might come to my defense, but no. He just watched as she continued to assault me. Probably so she wouldn’t start whomping on him too. Anyway I remained calm and walked away as she screamed so loud the whole neighborhood could hear.

The next day she posted on FB that she caught me “peeping in her daughter’s bedroom window” and I was a “pedophile” and “creep” and that her daughter was “only 15.” None of that was true of course, but then she told the cops too. And she pretended I was some random stranger but she knew me. That wasn’t the first time I had been at her house. In fact I got high with her on that porch. She knew her daughter was seeing me. I’d see her when I came by to pick her up, but that’s not what she told the cops. Long story short, I ended up having to get a lawyer, that cost a fortune. We even took depositions. Finally, he told me it would be easier to just take a plea, which didn’t sit well with me. I knew what had really happened, so did her husband but it was doubtful he’d set the record straight. His wife had already lied to the cops. She had lied in the deposition (which cost me $150 an hour). She would lie on the stand. So I took the plea. No contest, six months probation. Also I want to mention since the Mom posted her lies on FB, I had been getting threating messages. Not subtle ones either, no things like “we’re going to kick your ass” and “I got a bullet with your name on it!?” Where was the girl? I don’t know, I never got to talk to her again. Me I was on probation and had to report once a month and have my $50 money order ready. I didn’t feel like a convicted stalker but I was. People all said I was and they all talked about me behind my back. Her mother said, “he was peeping in windows.” “She was just 15!?” yeah right, BULLSHIT! Her daughter lied to me. When I got back from California she failed to mention her new little boyfriend. I guess she failed to mention me either because one day when I called there he answered. I thought is was her brother joking around. It wasn’t. But even after that, she was still sneaking off to meet with me but don’t tell him that.

She wasn’t a minor btw and if it sounds sordid I was actually a good influence on her. Yeah she smoked weed with me, but she also came to see me play at a vegan cafe and was inspired to change her diet. She went to her first yoga class with me. I lent her books and turned her on to bands like the New York Dolls and the Velvet Underground. We talked for hours on the phone and on social media. In fact I wouldn’t have ever had an Instagram page if it wasn’t for her. For awhile there, it was like we were in our own little world. As the the Dolls sang, a “Private World.” It was a real romance and it brought me out of my funk. I had been recovering for the last couple years from a car accident. I had had a dozen surgeries. They had rebuilt my skull with titanium, perhaps that’s why I looked so young. Also she made me feel young again. Like the Cure sang, “whenever I’m alone with you, I feel like I am young again.”

All the threats, all the ridicule, I could take that but other unforeseen events finally put the nail in the coffin. Legal expenses, the cost of probation, my Jamaican landlady raising the rent (again) but what finally finished me off was my car being totaled by a hit and run driver. What it cost me to fix it probably wasn’t worth it, but at least I have some where to live. So that’s my sad tale of woe. With a heavy heart I had to let her go. Like I said I never talked to the young lady in question again but I hope she hasn’t forgotten me. I know I haven’t forgotten her and I will never date a millennial again.