The first product of this kind on the market was the Whizzinator which only came in one color, Caucasian. I read this hilarious account of a pro football player who was black, getting caught trying to beat his drug test using one, when they noticed his dick was white! ha ha ha ha So now Monkey Dong comes in all shades. I am not making this up! this is really their line of products…
Yes you heard correct, Monkey Dong is New and Improved! No not Donkey Kong. Monkey Dong! Monkey Dong is the highest quality strap on urinating device on the market and now it comes it six life like, natural colors that match any skin tone.
Mighty Mighty Whitey
Plain Regular Whitey
Mexi Tan Man
& Say It Loud, I’m Black and I’m Proud
disclaimer: Monkey Dong is a real product and it works! If you have to take a piss test it can be a real lifesaver. We here at Space Hippie Worldwide Ministries are in no way affilliated with the makers of Monkey Dong nor do we advocate the use of illegal substances (without us). We are only providing this information as a public service.
*pubic hair sold separately
Forget that he dismisses half the U.S. population, the “47% that doesn’t pay income taxes” which he characterizes as “people who believe they are victims, entitled to health care, food, housing, you name it.” Forget that this and many statements he’s made don’t hold up to the facts. ( For one a large % of Americans who don’t pay taxes are elderly retirees. ) A member of the Romney campaign made it clear that “We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers.” Forget his arrogance, his ignorance, his total lack of charisma. I want you to ask yourself this. Do I want to elect a man to the presidency, the highest office in the land…who wears magic underpants?
You see devout Mormons, which Romney certainly is one, wear what they call “Temple Garments” magic underpants that protect them from evil. Read all about it on Wikipedia: