Monthly Archives: June 2014

Good News for Rastafarians

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 Rastafarians are well known for their love

of the herb.They grow their dreadlocks

and smoke ganja to commune with God,

but they’ve always been oppressed

in their homeland.

The good news is Jamaica is finally going to

decriminalize marijuana.

Spliffs must now be under 28 grams.

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it’s the Grammar Police, this is a bust!

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Grammar Police

Q. KNOCK KNOCK

who’s there?

to

to who?

A. no to whom!

it’s the Grammar Police, this is a bust!

Proper punctuation and capitalization are important.

It’s the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse or unspeakable acts of bestiality.

 

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Between saying let’s eat, Grandma or suggesting cannibalism.

 

Grandma

 

Between saying I like cooking, my family, and my pets and really doing it.

So please remember good grammar and punctuation saves lives… AND IT’S THE LAW!

 

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