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Weed Map of the United States 2019


Pot map 2019

yep you read that right, green is the states where MARIJUANA is LEGAL!!! I know to some of you that don’t seem like a big deal but let me tell you the long, hard climb it took to get us to here.

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I grew up outside of D.C. and went to the annual Fourth of July Smoke In every year that was started by the Yippies. I marched down Pennsylvania Avenue during the Carter Administration smoking a joint. I went to jail for pot before you were even born…well some of you anyway. What I mean is the baton was handed to me by the older original hippie generation that started it all off. Sure the pendulum swung back and things looked grim, near impossible for a while there, but we persisted.




Many of our brothers and sisters went to jail (and many are still there) for a plant that we knew was beneficial. We combated the lies and the phony propaganda the powers that be used to suppress this natural resource. FOOD, FUEL, FIBER, and MEDICINE we shouted to deaf ears. Some still fail to see the bigger picture and I don’t want to spoil the party but we as a species need to wake up and address the pressing issues at hand…yep I’m out of weed, lol.





Surviving Space Hippie



rapped to a beat:

a-ight… here we go, yeah… yeah…

uptight motherfucka’s and sucka m.c.’s throwing shade,wanna be gangsta’s and weak ass players getting played,

been freestylin’ wildin’ out re-writing the book, ain’t no thug, but my love’s a drug and I’m here to get you hooked,


now your Momma’s flippin’ but she’s the one that’s trippin’ cause you understand, no matter what they say or games they place, Space Hippie’s still the man…

if you’re hip to the hop, them hop on top, and let your flip flops fly, don’t be shy, come on up, I’m the chief of the slap a hoe tribe…peace.



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doctor exam


「医者は中に入ります。 『サー、私には悪い知らせがあります。自慰行為をやめなければならなくなるのではないかと思います。」 患者:わかりませんなぜ?’ 医者:「私はあなたを調べようとしているから」






 btw that’s translated as:

`Isha wa-chū ni hairimasu. “Sā, watashiniha warui shirase ga arimasu. Jii kōi o yamenakereba naranaku naru node wanai ka to omoimasu.’ Kanja: Wakarimasen, doc. Naze?’ Isha: `Watashi wa anata o shirabeyou to shite irukara’



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and for those of you that don’t read or speak Japanese:

The doctor walks in: ‘Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.’

Patient: ‘I don’t understand, doc. Why?’

Doctor: ‘Because I’m trying to examine you.’



where in the world is Fan Bingbing?



I’m sure most of you are asking yourself, who in the world is Fan Bingbing? While you may have never heard of her, she’s arguably the biggest star on the planet right now, one of the highest paid in the world. The beautiful Chinese actress is like the female Johnny Depp, universally loved by all. In China alone she has millions of fans, maybe even a billion. (the current population of China is 1,417,748,470 as of Monday, January 14, 2019, based on the latest United Nations estimates.)


Fans’s been the highest paid celebrity in China for the last 4 years. ($43 million last year alone.) Therein lies the reason for her disappearance. Chinese authorities had ruled that no actor or actress may make more than 70% of the total salary of the entire cast or 40% of production costs. Insiders say this led to top film stars not truthfully disclosing the actual amount they we’re getting paid.


Fan had not been seen in public since June of last year. A spokesperson for Fan denied she committed tax evasion but a state news outlet declared last Sept. that she was “about to receive legal judgement.” Speculation ran wild that she had been taken into custody, had been sent to a government “re-education” camp, that she had died. The scandal ground the Chinese Film Industry to a halt. Now it’s come to light she was brought to trial. The Chinese judicial system is notorious for it’s lack of transparency but this was a case that was known on a global scale. (unlike the millions being held in secret camps according to the U.N.’s human right’s watch.) Fan’s fans we’re distraught, while the death penalty for tax fraud was removed in 2011, life imprisonment was still possible. It’s been reported that after her “confession”, she was given a stupendous fine of 884 million yuan (in US dollars $127.8 million). 5 days ago, Fan surfaced as a model in a Psrs a sun glass company’s catalog.

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State of the Union


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January 2019 – ok so here’s the state of the union in a nutshell, it’s FUCKED UP! Trump has got the government on a partial shutdown that he says won’t end til he gets the billions he needs to build a wall on the Mexican border from the Dems. The wall he said the Mexican government was going to pay for. I mean even if they do build a wall, he does know they’re really good at tunneling, right?

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So the government has been on shutdown for almost a month, putting paycheck freezes on federal workers, all national parks and monuments are closed, many agencies are effected including the F.B.I. hampering on-going investigations. What I want to know is how is it effecting the Deep States covert operations like illicit drug dealing and supplying weapons to terrorist groups, that further the ‘New World Order’ goals of the internationalist globalist elite? Probably not at all, and how is Trump going to pay for all the mass arrests and  military tribunals to indict these Deep State criminals now?


2018 the year in review



On this the last day of 2018, I’m looking back trying to put some perspective on just what the hell happened this year.



It started out with a New Year’s Eve gig at the Walkabout Beach Resort on Hollywood Beach, a nice little hotel on the Broadwalk with a tiki bar in their courtyard. Me and my band, the Beach Bums had been playing there for the last decade or so but now we were down to only two bums, me and Saxophone Bill. In fact it was our last gig there ever after they went corporate and cut way back on their entertainment budget. But as they say when one door closes another one opens…




I had a few other gigs lined up like the New Life Expo at the Palm Beach Convention Center that I look forward to every year. That is where I ran into Master Qi Feilong, a qi gong master from China. I bumped into him in the hallway, literally. He was taken back for a moment, then he looked at me and laughed and said “you’re a lucky guy.” As he handed me his card, he repeated as he walked away, “you’re a lucky guy.”


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to be continued…



return of the Magi



The Magi, the three wise men that traveled from the east following a star in the Biblical story of the birth of baby Jesus ( Matthew 2:1 ), were associated with Zoroastrianism. The words magic and magician are derived from their name.


Zoroastrians were learned men, knowledgeable in science and astrology. They also were known for the use of herbs and held cannabis in special significance. So the “incense”, the  frankincense and myrrh they brought as gifts ( along w/ the gold ) no doubt would have included preparations that included cannabis. The “holy annointing oils” mentioned in the Bible did in fact contain cannabis. Linguistic evidence cites the use of the term “kaneh bosom” in the original Hebrew and Aramaic texts of the Old Testament as refering to cannabis. The “holy oil” God directs Moses to make in Exodus 30:23 contained “kaneh bosom.”


Sources: “Marijuana, the first 12,000 years”

Earnest Abel

Phenum Press 1980

Green Gold the Tree of Life: Marijuana in Magic & Religion”

Chris Bennett, Lynn & Judy Osburn

Access Un-ltd 1995

Marijane book

“Marijuana & the Bible”

Jeff Brown & the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church

Createspace 1985