hello February, seemed like the New Year had just begun and now you’re already here, in fact you’ve been sleeping on the couch for a week, smoking weed and playing video games and no one even noticed you.
Thank you for the beautiful weather here February, but of course I live in South Florida where it’s always nice and sunny. The rest of the country is still freezing their asses off, poor bastards.
Of course February means Valentine’s Day…
You just have to believe that the special person you’ve been waiting for to fulfill all your unrealistic expectations is out there somewhere at this very minute starting to think of you less as a stalker and more of a potential love interest, believe it!