Confucius say…



Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

Confucius say… man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

Confucius say… constipated people don’t give a crap.

Confucius say… man who pulls on woman’s bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms, they won’t see you coming.

Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Confucius say… man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

Confucius say… if you do not wish to get the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Confucius say learn to masturbate, come in handy.

Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get



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