ok for this bit to be funny, you have to say it like your a Japanese tourist that just got off the bus in Grand Central Station. “Presidential Erections. I love Presidential Erections! I’ve been a big fan of them since Kennedy. I am looking much forward to the upcoming Presidential Erection!”
So all politics aside, Q. Who would you rather smoke crack and perform oral sex with in the back of a limousine? Obama or Romney? now be honest…perhaps your a Liberal Democrat that secretly longs for a stern Father figure to spank you and cut all your social progams cause you’ve been bad or maybe your a Conservative Right Winger that wants to let your hair down and get jiggy with it. Hey whatever floats your boat…you don’t have to worry about anybody finding out about it, you could even write a book but the controlled media wouldn’t report it. So go ahead and hey now baby get into my big black car…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSYt8OD89t8
Hey now baby, get into my big black car
Hey now baby, get into my big black car
I wanna just show you what my politics are.
I’m a political man and I practice what I preach
I’m a political man and I practice what I preach
So don’t deny me baby, not while you’re in my reach.
I support the left, tho’ I’m leanin’, leanin’ to the right
I support the left, tho’ I’m leanin’ to the right
But I’m just not there when it’s coming to a fight.
Hey now baby, get into my big black car
Hey now baby, get into my big black car
I wanna just show you what my politics are.
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yeah so this guy claims he met Obama in a bar when he was a Senator in Illinois, spent the night doing coke and having sex with him in the back of a limousine and he wrote a book about it.
( http://www.amazon.com/Barack-Obama-Larry-Sinclair-Cocaine/dp/0578013878 ) While you might not hear about it on CNN, it’s all over the all the Conservative Right’s websites. That’s where I get all my best material!