The first product of this kind on the market was the Whizzinator which only came is one color, caucasian. I read this hilarious account of a pro football player who was black, getting caught trying to beat his drug test using one…when they noticed his dick was white! ha ha ha ha So now Monkey Dong comes in all shades. I am not making this up! this is really their line of products…
Yes you heard correct, Monkey Dong is New and Improved! No not Donkey Kong. Monkey Dong! Monkey Dong is the highest quality strap on urinating device on the market and now it comes it six life like, natural colors that match any skin tone.
& Say It Loud, I’m Black and I’m Proud
( Monkey Dong is a real product and it works! If you have to take a piss test it can be a real lifesaver. We here at Space Hippie Worldwide Ministries are in no way affilliated with the makers of Monkey Dong nor or we advocating the use of illegal substances. We are only providing this information as a public service. )