1,000 Years of Darkness

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Chuck Norris is the latest celebrity to weigh in with his two cents on the 2012 Presidential Race. He and his wife posted a video on You Tube warning ” if Obama wins re-election, America faces a thousand years of darkness. ” That’s not as bad as what I originally thought I had heard he had said but still it’s a little dramatic, don’t you think? ” A thousand years of darkness ” which I guess is the opposite of ” a thousand points of light ” to quote George Bush. Actually it was a quote from a speech made by Ronald Reagan made in 1964. It’s pretty obvious he and Clint Eastwood and all these other extremely wealthy, aging Hollywood stars that long for the good ol’ days of Ronnie Reagan don’t want minorities and women or the poor to get a say in America’s Democratic process. That would just be un-American.

here’s some Chuck Norris facts you might not know…
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard.
There is only another fist.
In fine print on the last page of the

Guinness Book of World Records

it notes that all world records are held

by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the

book are simply the closest anyone else

has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.

This has nothing to do with ancestry,

the man ate a f*cking Indian.

The Great Wall of China was originally

created to keep Chuck Norris out.

It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris once commented,
“There are few problems in this world
that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse
kick to the face. In fact, there are none.”
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