a man walks into a bar…

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A man walks into a bar…ouch.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A termite walks into a bar and asks, “ Is the bar tender here? “

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A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “I

can’t serve you.” The mushroom says, “Why not? I’m a fun-gi.”

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A five-dollar bill walks into a bar.

Bartender says, “Get outta here! We don’t serve your type. This is a singles bar.

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Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “ Why the long face? “

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A pony walks into a bar and says “Bartender, may I have a drink?”

Bartender says “What? I can’t hear you. speak up!”

“May I please have a drink?”

“What? You have to speak up!”

“Could I please have a drink?”

“Look, if you don’t speak up I won’t serve you.”

“I’m sorry, I’m just a little hoarse.”

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender figures that a kangaroo probably isn’t going to know

any better, and charges him $50. The next time the kangaroo orders a beer and the bartender charges him

$60. Finally, the bartender’s curiosity gets the better of him and says, “You know, we don’t get too many kangaroos in

here.” The kangaroo replies, “At these prices, no wonder.”

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